7 Deadly Sins X Attack On Titan
Okay, so you're telling me you like anime AND you're a fan of a good ol' philosophical debate? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a crossover that's more chaotic than Eren Yeager at a family reunion: The Seven Deadly Sins meets Attack on Titan!
Think about it: colossal Titans, existential dread, and...sins? It's a match made in morally ambiguous heaven!
Lust: Mikasa Ackerman
Hold on, before you grab your pitchforks, hear me out! It's not necessarily that kind of lust. We're talking about an intense, unwavering, almost primal desire to protect Eren. Mikasa's entire existence revolves around him. Think of it as an extremely dedicated bodyguard... with a soft spot for scarves.
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Is it healthy? Probably not. Is it understandable considering her backstory? Absolutely. Plus, let's be honest, who wouldn't want to protect Eren from himself sometimes?
Gluttony: Sasha Braus
This one's a no-brainer, right? Potato girl herself! Sasha's love for food knows no bounds. She'd probably trade her ODM gear for a lifetime supply of meat. And honestly, who could blame her? After all that Titan slaying, a girl's gotta eat!
Just imagine her reaction to finding the Founding Titan's ability to create anything she wants... the sheer culinary possibilities!
Greed: The Military Police Brigade
Okay, hear me out. While individual characters might have their own moments, as a unit, the Military Police Brigade embodies greed. They live comfortably in the inner walls, far away from the Titan threat, hoarding resources and power for themselves while the Survey Corps risks their lives. Talk about a sweet gig!
Their desire for comfort and security comes at the expense of others. They are willing to let others suffer and die as long as they are safe. Doesn’t get much more greedy than that, does it?
Sloth: King Fritz (and the Ideology of the Walls)
King Fritz and his ideology of confining humanity within the walls is the perfect example of sloth in Attack on Titan. He was too lazy to fight, too lazy to seek a real solution, and just wanted to live out his days in peace, even if it meant condemning future generations to a life of ignorance and fear.
Talk about avoiding responsibility! I bet he spends most of his time avoiding cleaning duties too!
Wrath: Eren Yeager
Duh! Eren's practically fueled by rage. From his burning desire for revenge against the Titans to his later descent into becoming the very thing he swore to destroy, Eren is basically the poster child for wrath.
He is angry, he is hurt, and he is ready to rumble. And honestly, with everything he's been through, can we really blame him? Okay, maybe a little bit.
Envy: Reiner Braun
This one might be a bit more nuanced, but think about it: Reiner is constantly torn between his warrior identity and his desire to be a "hero" like the Survey Corps. He envies their camaraderie, their sense of purpose, and their unwavering dedication to protecting humanity within the walls.
He created a fake persona, and clung to that identity because he desired what they had. Deep down, he craved the simple, uncomplicated life that they possessed. He may be a colossal pain in the butt, but his feelings are understandable.
Pride: Commander Erwin Smith
Erwin Smith, the man, the myth, the eyebrow icon! His ambition and drive to uncover the truth of the world is undeniably driven by pride. He wants to leave his mark on history, to understand the secrets his father died trying to uncover.
His relentless pursuit of knowledge, even at the cost of countless lives, showcases his hubris. A great leader? Absolutely. A perfect example of pride? You bet!
So, there you have it! The Seven Deadly Sins, Attack on Titan style! It's a grim reminder that even in a world filled with giant, man-eating Titans, the real monsters are often the ones lurking within ourselves. But hey, at least we can laugh about it (a little) while we're hiding behind the walls.
Now, go forth and ponder the existential implications of this crossover! And remember, even if you're feeling a little sinful, it's okay. We're all just trying to survive in this crazy, Titan-infested world. So grab a potato (or seven), hug your Eren (or a body pillow version), and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, laughter is the best medicine... besides ODM gear, of course!