Best Washing Machines 2017 Top Load

Let’s talk laundry. Exciting, right? Okay, maybe not. But listen, we ALL do it. And a good washing machine can be the difference between a Tuesday afternoon headache and... well, a slightly less headache-y Tuesday afternoon. So, let’s dive into the thrilling world of Top Load washers from way back in 2017.

The Reign of the Top Load

Remember 2017? Avocado toast was trendy, fidget spinners were everywhere, and top load washing machines were still going strong. Side note: remember fidget spinners? Shudder.

Top loaders! Ah, the classic. You stand tall, you peer in, you chuck your dirty clothes in. No bending! No awkwardly squatting! This is a big deal for those of us with, shall we say, "less flexible" backs.

I'm just gonna say it: I'm team Top Load. Always have been, always will be. Don't @ me, front load fans!

Spin Cycle Showdown: The Contenders

So, back in 2017, what were the top dogs? Let's reminisce about some of the washing machine wonders that graced our laundry rooms:

First up, we have the Whirlpool WTW5000DW. A solid, reliable workhorse. Nothing fancy, just gets the job done. Think of it as the dependable minivan of washing machines. Not flashy, but you know it’ll get you (and your clothes) where you need to go.

Then there's the Samsung WA52J8700AP. This one was a bit fancier. Ooh la la! Maybe you bought this one. It had all the bells and whistles: fancy cycles, steam cleaning, the whole nine yards. For those who needed to impress their socks...literally.

And who could forget the LG WT7200CW? This bad boy was known for its huge capacity. You could practically wash a sleeping bag in it. Perfect for big families or anyone who, like me, tends to procrastinate on laundry day (whoops!).

Unpopular Opinion Time (Brace Yourselves!)

Okay, here comes the controversial part. Ready?

I think a lot of the "innovations" in washing machines are…overrated. There, I said it! Do we really need 27 different wash cycles? Does our delicates cycle need a PhD in Textile Engineering? I'm not convinced.

Give me a good old-fashioned "normal" cycle, a "delicates" cycle, and maybe a "bulky" cycle, and I'm a happy camper. The simpler, the better. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Sue me.

I mean, come on! Half the time, I just throw everything in on the "normal" cycle and hope for the best. Don't judge me! I know I'm not alone in this.

And all that fancy digital stuff? Give me buttons and knobs any day! Easier to understand, easier to use, and less likely to break down on me. Technology is great, until it’s not.

Why I Still Love Top Loaders

So, why am I such a die-hard top load fan? Several reasons. First, as previously mentioned, no bending! My back thanks me. Second, you can add clothes mid-cycle! Genius! Accidentally dropped a sock on the way to the laundry room? No problem! Just toss it in. Try doing that with a front loader without flooding your entire house.

Third, they tend to be a bit more budget-friendly. Always a plus! I’d rather spend the extra money on, you know, avocado toast. Or maybe another fidget spinner, for old time's sake (kidding...mostly).

And finally, let's be honest, they just look more…classic. More like the washing machine my grandma had. And grandma always knew best, right?

So, there you have it. My ode to the top load washing machines of 2017. A simpler time, a simpler machine. Maybe not the fanciest, but definitely reliable and easy to use. And sometimes, that’s all you really need. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a load of laundry to…contemplate.

Don't forget about Consumer Reports and Good Housekeeping for the definitive reviews!