What To Wear To Funeral In Summer

Okay, let's talk funerals. In summer. Sounds cheerful, right? Wrong. But we've all been there. Staring into our closets, sweat already forming, wondering, "What on earth do I wear to a funeral when it's 90 degrees outside?"

The Usual Suspects

The internet will tell you: dark colors, modest cuts, respectful attire. Think Morticia Addams does summer. Fine. But honestly, who wants to wear black wool in July? I'm pretty sure the dearly departed wouldn't want you fainting from heatstroke during their send-off. My unpopular opinion? Comfort matters. Especially if it's an outdoor service.

Let's break down the traditional options. A black dress? Classic. But maybe skip the heavy velvet number. A light, flowing black dress is acceptable, wouldn't you say? Pair it with some sandals. Comfy ones. No one is judging your shoe choice. (Okay, maybe Aunt Mildred is. But ignore her.)

Suits? Oh, Honey, No.

A suit? Unless you're the one delivering the eulogy or are super important in the family, ditch it. Just ditch it. It's summer! You will melt. If you absolutely must wear one, opt for a lightweight linen or seersucker suit. And please, for the love of air conditioning, wear a light-colored shirt underneath. You can even remove the jacket at the venue when everybody settle down.

For the ladies, a pantsuit can work. Again, lightweight fabrics are key. Think Katherine Hepburn, not corporate power meeting.

Color Me…Respectful.

Black is traditional, yes. But is it mandatory? I say no. Navy blue, charcoal gray, even a muted olive green can work. Think somber tones, not neon rave. Avoid anything too bright or flashy. You're there to pay your respects, not audition for a music video.

Prints? Tread carefully. A subtle floral print on a dress can be lovely. A Hawaiian shirt? Probably not the best choice. Unless Uncle Jerry specifically requested everyone wear Hawaiian shirts to his funeral. Then, by all means, rock that pineapple print.

Accessorize (But Not Too Much).

Keep accessories simple. A tasteful necklace, a pair of earrings, a watch. Avoid anything too distracting or jangly. This isn't the time to show off your collection of statement jewelry.

Hats can be tricky. A wide-brimmed hat can provide shade, which is a definite plus in the summer. But make sure it's not so large that it blocks everyone's view. And definitely take it off during the service. Unless, you know, it's a very, very bad hair day. We've all been there.

The Golden Rule

Ultimately, the most important thing is to show respect. But you can do that without sacrificing your comfort. Choose clothing that is appropriate for the occasion and the weather. And remember, it's about honoring the deceased, not winning a fashion contest.

So, my controversial stance? Opt for comfort and practicality. Dress respectfully, but don't suffer in silence. Choose light fabrics, muted colors, and simple accessories. And for goodness sake, stay hydrated!

Besides, I bet Aunt Mildred has more important things to focus on than your outfit – like who's bringing the potato salad to the repast. That's the real funeral drama, right? Just kidding. Mostly.

Remember, this is all about celebrating their life and finding peace during a difficult time. So, breathe, choose something that makes you feel okay, and focus on what truly matters.

"Funerals are less about black and more about the people there."